Blog, Blogger, Bloggest. Haven't got the bloggiest idea? Get a daily dose of the most twisted and unique comic mind in cyberspace. Nothing and no one is safe from the jaundiced laser beam of the Boneman's omniscient gaze. The point being that accurate reporting and sanity in general will always take a back seat to inspired comic genius and/or cheap, mean-spirited potshots. http://zboneman.com/blog/ Sun, 21 Mar 2010 23:24:25 +0700 FeedCreator 1.7.2 http://zboneman.com/images/logo_opaque.png http://zboneman.com/ zBoneman.com. http://zboneman.com/blog/rss.xml http://zboneman.com/blog/Off-To-Showest-w-Adam-Bernie-Shel-21925.html "Early Screenings of Toy Story 3, and The Prince of Persia, The Back-Up Plan, Karate Kid, The Hangover 2, Green Lantern, Mad Max: Fury Road, Man of Steel, Hairspray 2, Fahrenheit 451, The Hobbit,Clash of the Titans, Inception, Nightmare on Elm Street, Splice, "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Pa... Adam Mast Mon, 15 Mar 2010 22:48:28 +0700 http://zboneman.com/blog/Oscar-Winners-21924.html I guess I'd have to say that I'm a bit surprised that the Hurt Locker managed to put the smack down on Avatar, it would be incorrect to suggest that Avatar "didn't" get its cgi-ass handed to it by the Explosive Art-House white-knuckler. Divorced women the world over must have enjoyed a collective gr... The Boneman Mon, 08 Mar 2010 13:58:14 +0700 http://zboneman.com/blog/Podium-Bling-21915.html Between the Jazz and the Olympics it's been hard to find time to get any writing done - as of press time the Jazz have won right around 20 of their last 25 games. Yet, believe me, when I consider what happened to the Tonight Show after my casual mention of Conan and Jay, I worry that any reference t... The Boneman Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:36:02 +0700 http://zboneman.com/blog/Sundance-2010-Adams-Sweet-16-21900.html SUNDANCE 2010! ADAM'S SWEET 16! Its hard to believe that this was my sixteenth trip to this iconic platform for independent film makers. It feels just like yesterday that I attended my first Sundance Film Festival. This year, I made the trek with fellow film aficionados (and longtime buddies) Ch... Adam Mast Thu, 04 Feb 2010 13:31:39 +0700 http://zboneman.com/blog/Feeling-Fined-21896.html In my last column I was making a point about what a no-brainer it was to come up with Tiger Woods jokes and happened to make an off handed reference to Jay Leno and Conan. I just want to say right off the top that I'm terribly sorry and that I had no idea it would come to all this. How bizarre wou... The Boneman Tue, 26 Jan 2010 15:33:38 +0700 http://zboneman.com/blog/Twilight-What-Have-You-Done-To-My-Wife-21889.html I'm really happy to put you up on this seriously funny and clever video of Shallow Day's send-up of the Twilight phenom. The video of the band's "Twilight - What Have You Done to My Wife?" debuted to a Standing Room Only crowd in St. George's art house friendly Red Rocks Cinema who laughed so much I... Boneman Thu, 21 Jan 2010 00:47:28 +0700 http://zboneman.com/blog/Kyles-Top-50-Albums-of-09-21882.html It's not too often (or…ever) that the best album of a year is released in January, but 2009 graced us with the legendary masterpiece that was Animal Collective's Merriweather Post Pavilion just weeks in and nothing ever surpassed it. True, bands such as The Decemberists, Grizzly Bear and legendary m... Kyle England Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:30:03 +0700 http://zboneman.com/blog/Adams-Best-of-the-Decade-21874.html MY FAVORITE FILM EXPERIENCES OF THE LAST DECADE! By Adam Mast Notice the title says "My Favorite Film Experiences of the Decade" and not "Best Films of the Decade". If I called this the "Best Films of the Decade" I would have felt compelled to limit the list. As the title stands, I can get a l... Adam Mast Fri, 08 Jan 2010 22:25:21 +0700 http://zboneman.com/blog/Best-Movies-of-2009-21865.html THE BEST FILMS OF 2009! By Adam Mast Now keep in mind that this Top 20 list is alphabetical and not in order of importance. Also take note that there were plenty of films I didn't get to see. Titles such as Serious Man, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus, Nine, The Lovely Bones, A Single Man,... Adam Mast Tue, 29 Dec 2009 19:25:43 +0700 http://zboneman.com/blog/Tricky-Treatment-21847.html Having been at this strange occupation for well over a decade now, I often find myself quite bereft of juicy subject matter suitable for the discharge of my monthly duty. My wife suggested "Halloween," (assuming, I suppose, that jokes about costumed kiddies taking to the streets in pursuit of free c... The Boneman Tue, 24 Nov 2009 13:39:51 +0700 http://zboneman.com/blog/Give-It-a-West-21822.html I'm pretty sure that in an article several years ago I poked a bit of fun at the virtual deluge of new wonder drugs flooding out of the world wide woodwork. True these drugs offer relief from a plethora of human ills, but ironically come with enough "possible" deadly side effects to make seasonal al... The Boneman Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:50:42 +0700 http://zboneman.com/blog/Speak-of-the-Devil-21753.html With my kids spending a week with their Grandfolks up North in the bucolic splendor near Park City - I sat in my deserted home and discovered the coolest thing – televisions have an OFF switch! How wonderfully strange it was to have the Disney Channel's relentless bubble gum brainwashing babble sile... The Boneman Tue, 30 Jun 2009 18:43:01 +0700 http://zboneman.com/blog/Why-why-why-Delilah-21716.html If you're anything like me, you really ought to be ashamed of yourself. Only kidding - everybody always says "open with a joke" which, is a good saying as sayings go, it's not in the same league as "Righty Tighty, Lefty Lucy," by any means. But as I‘ve mentioned before, I actually met "Lefty Lucy?"... The Boneman Sat, 25 Apr 2009 09:58:36 +0700 http://zboneman.com/blog/Old-Naked-People-21709.html Did I mention I'm going to Massage School? I can't remember - or more accurately I‘m too lazy to go back and check. Anyway the school part is pretty much over and I've now entered the phase referred to as "clinic." The portion of our educational journey where we set away our pencils and books and wa... The Boneman Mon, 06 Apr 2009 19:15:27 +0700 http://zboneman.com/blog/Respect-Your-Elders-21595.html I've recently gone and done something that has left most everyone that knows me in a state of stunned, disbelief. I would have to imagine that many of you envision the Boneman as a somewhat funny, but mostly fuddled old skeeze, transgressing his way through life - a mere bus collision away from eter... Boneman Mon, 29 Sep 2008 22:11:52 +0700