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Connie and Carla (2004)

Connie and Carla
Muriel's Big Fat Greek Wedding!

Starring:

Nia Vardalos
Toni Collette

Released By:

Universal Pictures

Released In:

2004

Rated:

PG-13

Reviewed By:

Adam Mast

Grade:

C


Connie and Carla is a new film written by Nia Vardalos, the bubbly, likable performer responsible for the surprise mammoth hit My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Following that obvious but hard to resist charmer, Vardalos opted to turn My Big Fat Greek Wedding into a television sitcom. Unfortunately for her, the series was met with much criticism and following a strong debut, the show quickly slipped in the ratings.

So after a little hiatus, Vardalos returns with Connie and Carla, a well intentioned but clumsily written film that brought to mind similar and
superior works like Tootsie and Victor Victoria.

Connie and Carla features Nia Vardalos and Toni Collette as the title characters, life long friends and budding show tune singers who flee their
hometown when they are witness to a shady incident involving their boss (a scenario we've seen thousands of times in movies, Sister Act, for one). So it's off to Hollywood where they quickly find the perfect job; that of drag queen
lounge singers. Needless to say, holding down such a job requires major deception on their part, so our heroines pretend to be men pretending to be women, which allows them safe refuge as well as their big chance to act out
their dreams. And not surprisingly, their lives become all-the-more complicated as they try to hide this big secret from everyone including Connie's new crush (played by David Duchovny).

Like My Big Fat Greek Wedding, Connie and Carla is very simple but the charm factor that was so prominent in that picture comes in much smaller doses here. This movie is also much harder to swallow. I for one never bought Connie and Carla as men, and I had a hard time believing that the characters in their lives would either. That presented a major problem. Of course I probably could have forgiven the movie for this had the writing been stronger, alas
Connie and Carla is pretty straight forward and incredibly predictable. And how about all the obvious stereotyping. I mean really, how many times do we have to hear a Barbra Streisand reference in a movie about homosexuals. It's
a tired joke and if I were gay I would have been annoyed by it.

Both leads here are very likable but of the "Laverne and Shirley" like team, Toni Collette (an actress I've adored since her brilliant work in Muriel's Wedding) is the brightest and I found it quite disheartening that she just sort of disappears midway through this picture so that more attention can be paid to the inevitable romance between Vardalos and Duchovny. I must say though, that I do enjoy seeing Duchovny in this type of role. He was so
underrated in the little seen gem Return to Me, and he brings a similar kind of charm to this role, though this part isn't nearly as developed. Stephen Spinella is also a standout as Duchovny's gay brother. There re-connection
after not having seen each other for several years is cliched to say the least (as written) but I like the way these two actors play out this
familiar scenario. On a final acting note, I loved the deadpan Ian Gomez as Hollywood club owner Stanley. His line delivery is priceless and I wish there would have been more of him in Connie and Carla.

Nia Vardalos is clearly trying to inject Connie and Carla with the same sort of sweet, breezy quality that made My Big Fat Greek Wedding work so surprisingly well, but it never really comes together. Each comical situation is goofier than the previous one, and it's capped off by a big-star walk-on that seemed all too pretentious. And, of course, there is that
pivotal moment in which our central characters reveal their true identities. At least in Connie and Carla this moment is fairly swift and not a slapstick slice of overload (see Mrs. Doubtfire).

Connie and Carla is messy and sporadic, but I'd be lying if I said I didn't smile a couple of times. And if laughter is any indication of a film's worth, the audience I saw it with sure loved it.

:: zBoneman.com Reader Comments ::

Jimmy the Greek

Jimmy the Greek

First of all, My Big Fat Greek Wedding should have been titled My God This Movie's Over-rated. I'm not a man who lacks the ability to appreciate a good chick flick but I really didn't see the light on that whole phenomenon. My wife dragged me out to Connie and Carla, she loved MBFGW and she loved Connie and Carla, but I agree with what you said. Only I would have given it a D for Dumb, Dull, and Degrading.

Bart

Bart

I definitley enjoyed this movie a great deal more than you. Perhaps it's because I'm gay and grew up in love with show-tunes (I will agree that the Barbra Streisand, Liza Minelli, Judy Garland shtick is getting old) but I thought there was more to like about this movie than to criticize. Hiding from the mob by using disguises has been done to death and I agree that Toni Collette was all but wasted - but I really fell for the relationship between Duchovny and Vardalos. I love it when Duchovny plays little offbeat parts - He put the full frontal in Full Frontal. In any case I thought I'd give you a little feedback from a gay perspective. I loved the film, even as trite as much of it was

Wedding Smells

Wedding Smells

If Connie and Carla proves one thing, that's that My Big Grat Freak Wedding was a fluke. I understand it's the most successful Romantic comedies of all time, and when I think of all the truly brilliant romantic comedies it makes me sick. MBFGW was mildly entertaining, vastly over-rated and Vardalos' tanlent has certainly been shown for what it is in this waste of Celluloid

bostwick

bostwick

Because of your review I got dragged into Connie and Carla against my will, and probably because of my complete lack of expectations I ended up liking it a great deal. If you forgive some of it's more heavy handed comic moments and it's tired Sister Act plot rip off - I think there is a lot to be liked here. I actually enjoyed it more than Chicago (blaaaaaa) and My Big Fat Greek Wedding combined.

Jane Doe

Jane Doe

Though it was necessary to suspend ones disbelief while watching Connie and Carla I found it every bit as entertianing as My Big Fat Greek Wedding

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