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Herbie: Fully Loaded (2005)

Herbie: Fully Loaded
"Don't worry - if they close down the VW plant, I'll go over to Germany and talk those Nazis into re-opening it - I'm Gung Ho about this.

Starring:

Lindsay Lohan
Justin Long
Breckin Meyer
Matt Dillon
Michael Keaton

Released By:

Disney

Released In:

2005

Rated:

PG

Reviewed By:

Sir Dizzy

Grade:

B-


Start your engines! Herbie, the most beloved car star of them all, is back. Maggie Peyton (Lindsay Lohan, the new owner of Number 53 -- the free-wheelin' Volkswagen bug with a mind of its own -- puts the car through its paces on the road to becoming a NASCAR competitor. As a third-generation member of a NASCAR family, racing is in Maggie Peyton's blood, but she is forbidden from pursuing her dream by her overprotective father, Ray Peyton, Sr. (Michael Keaton). When Ray, Sr. offers Maggie a car as a college graduation present, he takes her to a junkyard to choose one from an assortment of very used cars. Maggie has her eye on an old Nissan, but a certain rusty, banged up '63 VW Bug seems to be clamoring for her attention. To her surprise, Maggie leaves the lot with Herbie. As she prepares to leave town for a position with ESPN News, Maggie discovers that Herbie has a mind of his own -- and an alternate route for her future.

I have to admit the only reason I went and saw this movie was because I have very fond memories of the series from when I was a child. The series didn't end well though as the movies quickly became bad sequels banking on a franchise name, which I thought the newest Herbie, was going to be as well. I came expecting a turkey and for the most part I actually enjoyed the movie, as it was cute, fun and a breezy way to spend the afternoon. By no means could anybody call the movie great, and the original Love Bug and one or two of its sequels were far better, but the movie had me smiling from beginning to end. I wasn't busting a gut with laughter but I was entertained as I found myself wrapped-up in the utterly silly world of a car with a personality who wins a NASCAR race. If anything the movie tried too hard, it tried to appeal to the girls by casting Lindsay Lohan, it tried to appeal to the boys with NASCAR and it tried to appeal to those of us with nostalgia about the series, when it should have just stuck to its roots.

I am still not sold on why they had to cast Lindsay Lohan as the lead; it is almost a cry of desperation to get the young teenage girls to come see the movie. Lohan can be a good actress if she is given the right role - not the case with Herbie, it was more of her baring her midriff than plying her wares. The movie would have been a lot better off had it stuck to the formula of the originals rather than trying to pander to a fickler modern day audience. The story was there, it was fun and it was cute but the acting wasn't there. Mat Dillon was terrible as the villain of the movie, he almost seemed comical (in a bad way) at times. Michael Keaton was the one lone star of the film as he does a good job as the worried parent. I am sure I liked the film more from a nostalgic standpoint than the actual film itself - but for its target audience, the tweens - the movie should introduce them to the fun world that was Herbie.

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:: zBoneman.com Reader Comments ::

Stinky Pete

Stinky Pete

I think you'd have to be fully loaded to give this film a B- I took my kids and they were even bored by it - that my friends says it all. A herby movie needs Dean Jones And Buddy Hackett - this resurrection was piss-weak and only furthers my opposition to money-grubbing remakes of classics - dont' get me started on Charlie and the Choclolate factory - because it was just as lame.

gg

gg

There wasnt one bare midriff on this movie you fuck. Go get cancer

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