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Surviving Christmas (2004)

Surviving Christmas
Gigli Bells.

Starring:

Ben Affleck
James Gandolfini
Catherine O' Hara

Released By:

Dreamworks Pictures

Released In:

2004

Rated:

PG-13

Reviewed By:

Adam Mast

Grade:

C-


Surviving Christmas will certainly do nothing to stabilize Ben Affleck's flagging stock which, in this instance, is unfortunate. I'm not suggesting that this is a good film, but Affleck is actually quite good in it. That smirk and frat boy charm is perfectly utilized in this poorly written holiday flick that aspires to be a Christmas movie for people who don't like Christmas movies.

In Surviving Christmas Ben Affleck is Drew Latham, a lonely millionaire who wants a little holiday spirit. To get it, he decides to go back to the house where he grew up and is quite surprised to find a dysfunctional couple living there with their teenage son. Determined to at last feel the Christmas spirit, he offers a large sum of cash to the Valco family (played by James Gandolfini, Catherine O'Hara and Josh Zuckerman) if they'll allow him to stay there through the holidays and pretend to be his family. Given that the sum is a tidy quarter million, the Valco's agree, and before long, Drew turns their already unhappy little lives even further upside down.

Affleck is amusing and I prefer to see him in this type of role, as opposed to the action thing we've seen him do for the past few years. James Gandolfini is surprisingly dry, and appears bored throughout most of the proceedings. O'Hara has some funny moments including a raunchy photo shoot that provides some of the bigger laughs in the movie.

All in all, Surviving Christmas plays like a predictable sitcom in which little white lies turn into great big lies, and bad situations spiral wildly out of control. Unfortunately, the movie is painfully unfunny. It offers up scattershot laughs (many of the poorly-concieved mean-spirited variety) but not nearly enough for a recommendation.

If you're not a big fan of Christmas films, may I suggest Bad Santa or The Ref, two hilarious efforts that this picture can't hold a candle to. In both of those movies, the laughs were plentiful and the holiday spirit unveiled in a most unconventional way. And proved that mean-spirited jokes are hilarious if they're well-written. Surviving Christmas by comparison, was tough to survive.

:: zBoneman.com Reader Comments ::

Tyler Ramos

Tyler Ramos

Surviving Christmas is how it sounds. It's tough to survive. They're some funny moments in it such as a 15 year old's mom on a Firm site shooting a V for victory with her legs. And an obnoxious father, played by the wonderfully talented James Gandalfini, hitting some body on the back of the head with a shovel. I'm sorry. I don't really do the summaries so I'm sorry for the spoilers. Not that I think you would want to see this movie anyway. If you're looking for some good holiday flicks, then, check out Home for the holidays or Christmas with the Kranks. It's alot better than this garbage.

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