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The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy (2005)

The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy
"Hey Sadsack? Would it cheer your mopey ass up if I drop my knickers to my knees and pulled my blouse up over my face?"

Starring:

Sam Rockwell
Zooey Deschanel
Martin Freeman
Mos Def
Alan Rickman

Released By:

Touchstone

Released In:

2005

Rated:

PG

Reviewed By:

The Boneman

Grade:

B-


The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has taken a surprisingly long time making it to the big screen. Based on the wildly popular novel by Douglas Adams -who wrote a draft for the screenplay before his death (subsequently punched-up by Chicken Run scribe Karey Kirkpatrick), THGTTG also enjoyed a long television run on PBS. To be honest it's been 25 years since I read the book, so it would be hard for me to gauge how faithfully the film sticks to the source material, but as good as a lot of the film is, there's no doubt that the book is funnier.

The Hitchhiker's Guide is one of those films that may have trouble connecting with a broad audience. Right away it becomes obvious that the marriage of pithy British humor and modern day Sci-Fi special effects makes for something of a hit and miss affair, and even the zany performances (Sam Rockwell and Mos Def in particular) aren't enough to cover several awkward moments when the air seems to be sucked from the set. It's certainly not a film tailor made for your garden variety sci-fi fan, the effects are up to par - but the off-the-wall philosophy that pervades the film are unlikely to find fertile soil with fans who like their sci-fi with plenty of laser-gun and space-battle action. Similarly the frequent breaks that feature lecture-like illustrations from the book as to the true nature of the ways of the universe (voiced by Stephen Fry) might be a bit off-putting to all but those who worship Adam's book.

There's little doubt that most fans of the book and the TV series will eat it up - every so often, for example, the smallest little aside from the book would fetch belly laughs from a handful of audience members. I suppose it remains to be seen whether die-hard THGTTG aficionados will cotton to this big screen adaptation. Still, the film is quite good and certainly campy enough to guarantee a significant cult following as time goes by and it makes it's way into video stores. The film comes well equipped with plenty of memorable catch phrases that are sure to give it a Monty Python kind of longevity.

The film begins just minutes before the earth is destroyed by an intergalactic wrecking crew in the process of making way for an interplanetary super highway of sorts. The film's hero Arthur Dent (Martin Freeman) is rescued just before the earth is pulverized by a neighbor who happens to be from another planet - Ford Prefect (played wonderfully by Mos Def) who is a writer doing updates for the book that gives the film it's title. The two manage to stow away on an enormous square demolition vessel populated by a dour and very unattractive race known as Vogons. Whose poetry, by the way, is said to be the third worst in the universe and is often used for the purposes of torture.

The resourceful Ford Prefect manages to thumb them off the Vogon ship and onto a state-of-the-art spacecraft helmed by the President of the Galaxy Zaphod Beeblebrox (a loopy, go-for-broke Sam Rockwell) who as it turns out has stolen the craft and is being pursued by space-police types - including the Vogons. Rockwell is perfect here, though his performance is a decidedly one-note affair - he brings some much needed goofball energy to the proceedings. On board the ship is a gal he picked up on earth the night before it's destruction (ironically stealing her away from Arthur - who had fallen in love at first sight). Tricia McMillan (now Trillion) is played by the fetching Zooey Deschanel (Elf) who really isn't given a great deal to do here, but manages to steal your heart with those sidelong glances from her innocently mischievous eyes.

The last member of the rag-tag crew is Marvin the melancholy robot, on board for more comic relief and wonderfully given voice by Alan Rickman - adding one more element to the Galaxy Quest connection. Though the humor in Galaxy Quest is much more straight forward and Americanized it is a film that THGTTG could be loosely compared to. The chief plot of the film revolves around a super-computer the size of a football stadium built to decipher the meaning of "life, the universe and everything." After something like 25 thousand years the computer concludes that the answer to this most lofty of all questions is "42." Thus armed with the answer Beeblebrox sets out to discover the "real" question. Along the way we encounter a wonderfully bizarre creature played by John Malkovich and a number of other daft creations.

Though the film frequently loses it's way, I would say that I was well entertained at least two thirds of the time, and toward the end there are some seriously funny revelations regarding the origins of the earth, the universe and everything - with the always terrific Bill Nighy as our guide. In the end the film really doesn't amount to a heck of a lot and will most likely be something of a disappointment to those who have waited so long for this big-budget treatment. The problem with such an undertaking is the same as any film based on a beloved book. So much of what made it so entertaining in print is the writer's gift for description and smart prose - in movie form much of this is just shown and as such gets lost in translation. I still think, however that the film is worth recommending - it's well cast and acted and manages to convey enough of the books brilliance to make it a fun watch.

:: zBoneman.com Reader Comments ::

Chance Brock

Chance Brock

I think you're right about the film lacking the spark of the book and being somewhat meandering, but I had a good time and I took my kids, sho also came away happy and the thing I liked about it is that there's nothing in the film that is unsuitable for the whole family which was a little bit of a surprise. A-

Marsha Bowler

Marsha Bowler

Not only does the film miss the point of the book, but it is totally lacking in excitement. I found myself just slumped in my seat staring at it for most of the film. This aficianado of the source material is weighing in very disappointed

Milt Borger

Milt Borger

Although there are a lot of significant differences from film to book, I still felt that it captured Adams wonderful wit and his wacky imagination. One thing you didn't mention was that the ending certainly suggested that there must be plans in the works for a sequel at the Restaurant at the end of the Universe.

Sir Dizzy

Sir Dizzy

Earthman Arthur Dent is having a very bad day. His house is about to be bulldozed, he discovers that his best friend is an alien and to top things off, Planet Earth is about to be demolished to make way for a hyperspace bypass. Arthur's only chance for survival: hitch a ride on a passing spacecraft. For the novice space traveler, the most astonishing adventure in the universe begins when the world ends. Arthur sets out on a journey in which he finds that nothing is as it seems: he learns that a towel is just the most useful thing in the universe, finds the meaning of life, and discovers that everything he needs to know can be found in one book: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

And all the geeks shall rejoice and flock lovingly to this movie, that's the way they should put it on the posters. I am a geek and a huge fan of all Douglas Adams' books and from the geek point of view this movie hits the nail on the head. It has the fun loving spirit that was the books from the opening song So Long and Thanks for all the Fish to the manically depressed Marvin the movie is an ever loving romp of fun. That if anything else captures the spirit of the books as they were silly, fun and just zany to no ends, which is also the movie as well. I think someone who hadn't read the books would just love the movie for its silly fun look at the universe while those who have read the books will appreciate how well they were done and how close to the books they are. The last line of the movie is "For Douglas" and I truly believe that Adams would have been proud of the movie and would have brought his towel to the very first screening. It was also a treat to see the movie given the full nine yards as far as special effects went as for the first time the producers were able to fully show the world that had only existed in Adams mind and our imagination until now.

The casting wasn't perfect but for the most part all the actors pulled off their characters to a T. Sure I couldn't get Professor Snape out of my head every time Marvin talked but Alan Rickman has such the melancholy voice that it fit Marvin so perfectly. And Mos Def wasn't the best choice for Ford Prefect but he pulled it off. But the best performance hands down was Martin Freeman who was so Arthur Dent it was like he had leapt off the pages of he book and right onto the screen itself. He is so believable in his tattered bathrobe and his utterly shell shocked demeanor that you cannot think of a better choice for Arthur Dent. The movie was an absolute riot, it was funny, it was silly and most of all it was highly enjoyable.

John Harris

John Harris

Very insightful review for a Yankee, it seemed like you had about the most accurate perspective on this film as anyone I've so far read, cheers mate

Mark Whiting

Mark Whiting

I enjoyed the film, though I can't say I know a great deal about the book and the TV show. I was very disappointed in it's limited use of Zooey Deschanel, I fell in love with her in Elf and if you wanna know the truth - she was the main reason I went to see it.

Jimmy Z

Jimmy Z

It would make me feel better if Zooey puller her knickers down to her knees, but that's just me, I'm a hopeless romantic

Mixd Emo

Mixd Emo

Zooey Deschanel and Jason Schwartzman are living together, and what makes this very weird for me is that I couldn't say which one I'm the most jealous of.

rafy

rafy

Loved every minute of it and I had no idea there was a book

Grace

Grace

What was shown before this movie the hitchikers guide to the galaxy?

Paula

Paula

I don't understand your question girl? Like what previews?

Percy

Percy

Maybe she means the dolphins who thank us for all the fish then fly off to saafer environs.

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