Russian Sperm Missile a Bust!!!

This one returned to earths atmosphere after nearly colliding with the surface of Uranus.

Remember Sputnik? What you may not know is that Sputnik is the Russian word for Sperm. It seems Russian scientists are trying their hand at the Sperm Missile again as this photograph clearly illustrates. As Russian rocket scientist Boris Tedethavich states "the missile seems to go off on crazy, uncontrolled tragectories and only one in 10,000 actually hits the target - we are very encouraged."